Tuesday, December 26, 2006

The Metalocalypse Has Begun






Episode Synapsis:
Dethklok executes their most brutal performance; General Crozier and Cardinal Ravenwood make their move, unapproved by The Tribunal.

Dethstars


Episode Synapsis:
When Dethklok is given a movie deal, the end product could threaten their fame.

Girlfriendklok






Episode Synapsis:
Dethklok is asked to host the American Pornography Awards, but Nathan's new controlling girlfriend puts a damper on the situation for the entire band.

Dethclown






Episode Synapsis:
The Tribunal commissions Dr. Rockso, The Rock 'n' Roll Clown, to gather information on Dethklok. Dr. Rockso and Toki's sudden friendship has the rest of Dethklok uneasy.

Dethkids


Episode Synapsis:
Toki tries to compensate for his adorable charm by over-brutalizing his intentions and actions, adopting mannerisms well-known to Black metal bands. Guest appearance by George Fisher.

Religionklok






Episode Synapsis:
Murderface searches for a religion after a near-death experience leaves him longing for greater meaning. He samples everything from Christianity to Satanism before finding his true church.

Bluesklok






Episode Synapsis:
After falling into a deep depression, Dethklok travels to Mississippi to learn about the blues. Guest appearances by King Diamond and George Fisher.

Go Forth and Die


Episode Synapsis:
Nathan tries to earn his GED after recurring dreams of Dethklok's untimely demise and his own unfavorable career choices as a result. Guest appearances by King Diamond and George Fisher.

Murdering Outside the Box






Episode Synapsis:
Dethklok has an employee evaluation to find out who is embezzling money from them. Taking advantage of the situation, General Crozier sends an assassin to pose as one of their employees. Guest appearance by King Diamond.

Skwisklok






Episode Synapsis:
Skwisgaar hosts his own televised pay-per-view guitar workshop while the rest of Dethklok enjoy their endorsement benefits. Guest appearance by King Diamond.

Fat Kid at the Detharmonic a.k.a. "Fatklok"


Episode Synapsis:
In order to avoid paying taxes on the ridiculous sums of money they've earned, Dethklok begins doing all the charity work they can find, even adopting a son under the mistaken impression that he can be labeled as a tax write-off.

Mordland






Episode Synapsis:
In celebration of International Dethfan Day, Dethklok opens their mansion, Mordhaus, to their many fans.

Snakes 'n' Barrels


Episode Synapsis:
Pickles reunites and tours with his previous band Snakes 'n' Barrels. Guest appearances by Michael Amott, Steve Smyth, and Warrel Dane.

Performance Klok






Episode Synapsis:
Dethklok's record label hires a therapist to help them get along with each other. Guest appearance by Jeff Loomis.

Dethfam


Episode Synapsis:
A journalist reunites the members of Dethklok with their families.

Dethkomedy






Episode Synapsis:
To prevent burning out on their own music, Dethklok begins performing stand-up comedy. Guest appearance by James Hetfield.

Dethtroll






Episode Synapsis:
During an apology tour (for nearly destroying the country) in Finland, Dethklok accidentally summons Mustakrakish, the lake troll, after replacing the national anthem with a song taken from a necromatic spell book.

Happy Dethday


Episode Synapsis:
Murderface's birthday is approaching and the rest of Dethklok can't figure out what to get him. Guest appearances by James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett.

Dethwater






Episode Synapsis:
Unable to make an album brutal enough to fit his exacting standards, Nathan decides to record Dethklok's next album in the Mariana Trench. Meanwhile, the Tribunal hires a producer to supervise them.

The Curse of Dethklok


Episode Synapsis:
When Dethklok's chef is badly injured in an accident during a concert, Dethklok goes to a grocery store to try and make their own food. James Hetfield and Kirk Hammett guest star.